Whole family in the car . . .
Jackson: I LOVE cats. I think we should get a cat.
Me: We can't get a cat, because I'm allergic to them. Maybe you can visit someone else's cat.
LONG pause . . .
Jackson: I think we should get a cat AND a new mommy.
Me: Really? What are you looking for in a new mommy besides not allergic to cats?
Jackson: She'll be green.
Me: Oh, ok. Anything else?
Jackson: She'll wear perfume.
HILARIOUS! I can't make this up. This is who Jonathan thinks should be cat-friendly, GREEN, good-smelling Mommy 2.0
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This afternoon, Jackson was pretending to be a squirrel. A little odd choice in animal, but I personally think that squirrels are pretty funny vermin.
Me: Jackson, what do you eat when you are a squirrel?
Jackson: Nuts
Me: What kind of nuts? (Thinking peanuts, walnuts, round nuts, brown nuts)
Jackson: Chicken Nuts
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Jackson: We need another pet. Right now we have JUST a dog.
(Pause)
I want a squirrel.
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