H A P P Y
H A L L O W E E N !

Beware of crazed arachnids.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRIAN!!
PARTY ANIMAL did a few tricks for the crowd.
These are the proud parents of PARTY ANIMAL . . .
the only child to leave the party without pants!

That's right, it's a chicken handbag. I've seen it oven-fried, roasted, as a nugget or a tender, fricassed, and noodle souped, but I have never seen it like this. Is there seriously someone out there saying, "You can keep your Prada and your Coach, I'll be carrying the Little Red Hen this season." What is this world coming to? I hope they keep their word and refrain from sending me this little treasure tome.

What could be better than getting your hair cut in a fire truck?I think I will request that too.


Hugs from Jackson
Sleepy Baby

Let's ask HE-MAN.

The tree, by the way, was officially pronounced a goner by our friendly HOA. Because they have so much concern for the goings-on in my backyard. Perhaps I will send them a thank you note . . . and a sample of the "organic fertilizer" that is also abundant in my backyard. Not that fertilizer of any type did anything for the tree. So, the current horticultural situation around here is: 1.5 of 3 houseplants alive, 1 of 4 porch plants alive, 1 flowering tree propped up in the front yard, and a battalion of bushes that must be related to kudzu trying to grow through the brick in front of the house. Tommorow night I am attending a presentation titled "Turning Your Black Thumb into a Green One". Seriously.