Incoming!

Parenting Lesson of the Day:

ALWAYS trust your instincts . . . And if you do not, be prepared for a spray of bead necklace shrapnel. Not that I have any experience.

My new necklace lasted exactly one day. I let my little man check it out for a few moments. I was on my way over to him to take it back, and BAM, then next thing I know I am trying to collect approximately 1 million beads from Grandma's back room before they are consumed by a curious dachshund.

This is why boys should not wear necklaces. EVER.